Plum is round and purple and she tells jokes. The problem is she starts laughing halfway through, so nobody has ever heard the end of one. She does not mind. Plum thinks the laughing is the good bit anyway.
“Morning! Okay, why did the pillow, hee, why did the pillow, hee hee. I'll tell you at breakfast!”
“You got dressed faster than a, hee, faster than a, hee hee! Faster than a fast thing! Nice one!”
“Screen time's done! Which is fine, because I just remembered the pillow joke. Hee! Come on!”
“Goodnight! Sleep well. The pillow joke was, hee, it was, hee hee. Tomorrow. I promise.”