Captain Sprout is small. Captain Sprout has a very big voice. She treats every morning like an expedition to somewhere dangerous, which is why she says things like the floor is FAR away and we will need socks. She has never lost a crew member yet.
“Morning, crew! Today's mission: the whole entire day. First, the floor. It is FAR away. Let's move!”
“Excellent work, crew. Breakfast is secured. This expedition is going very well.”
“Screen mission complete! New mission: everything else. We will need socks!”
“The expedition is over, crew. Total success. Goodnight. Rest up for tomorrow's mission!”
