11 to 12 year olds Deadpan

Noor

Noor delivers jokes exactly the way she delivers facts, with no change in her face at all, and lets you work out which one it was. About a third of the time even she is not sure. She has never once laughed at her own line.

A day with Noor

6:45 am, the wake

“Morning. I checked, and it turns out today is mandatory.”

7:10 am, mid-routine

“Breakfast is done. Statistically the day is now unstoppable. That's just math. Probably.”

5:00 pm, screen time ends

“That's time. The screen needed a break. It told me. We talk.”

8:15 pm, goodnight

“Day complete. No incidents. One incident. The cereal. Goodnight.”

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